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Mohammed and Jesus

LINK - 2/20/2006 23:43 EST

Mmmmmm...horse penis, dog penis

Here are the specials on the menu today:

* Horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip

* Skinned dog

* Scorpion kebabb

* Choice of organs: yak, donkey, oxen, seal

* Goat penis, sliced, dipped in flour, fried, and served skewered with soy sauce

* Yak, steamed whole, fried and flamb ed

* Head crowned with a Jade Bracelet

* Six types of penis, and four of testicle, boiled in chicken stock

* Julienned Russian dog

* Squid tentacles

* Canadian seal penis

LINK - 2/19/2006 9:35 EST

Here's "a 45-year technician and Computer Store owner"

who would "rather eat Pig-shit than buy another Maxtor Drive"

Well, don't anybody mention the "M" word to him.

LINK - 2/18/2006 19:08 EST

Rescued by monkeys; now ready to marry

Sebunnya was abandoned in the wild at an early age, nurtured by monkeys, rescued four years later and slowly inducted into human life

The monkeys so loved the boy that they picked him, reared him like one of their own. That is the story of John Sebunnya, the little boy who was discovered twenty years ago, towards the end of the bush war, living in the jungles of Bombo among a tribe of monkeys.

"It was a big battle getting Sebunnya away from the monkeys who thought he was their own," says Bisaso.

"At first the idea of bathing was unpleasant to me," laughs Sebunnya. Since he was not used to human food, when he was rescued from the bush, Sebunnya was fed on fruits such as mangoes, oranges and bananas.

Later, he learnt how to eat cooked food. However, when he learnt how to eat human food, he still didn.t know how to hold it or how to use a plate. He used to eat his food on the ground.

"Uncle taught me how to walk upright. He took my hand and took me on walks. I used to fear people but am getting used to being around people," he adds.

LINK - 2/17/2006 6:31 EST


LINK - 2/17/2006 5:55 EST

The Beer Song

What do you get when you take a bunch of guys out of a trailer and give them beer?

LINK - 2/17/2006 5:27 EST

The US Justice Department says math portion of Virginia Beach police entrance exam discriminates against black and Hispanic applicants.

Here's one of the questions that's discriminatory:

One sample question framed a problem in the context of police work: On Tuesday, Officer Jones worked the 3 p.m. to 11 p.m. shift. At 10:55 p.m. he was called to the scene of an accident where he remained until 1:30 a.m. How long past his regular shift did Officer Jones work?"

Looks like even third grade math can discriminate.

LINK - 2/16/2006 21:20 EST

John Spencer to run against Sen. Clinton, D-NY

John Spencer: "We must remove this woman"

LINK - 2/15/2006 9:13 EST

Get Kissed on Valentine's Day

LINK - 2/14/2006 3:25 EST

Badger Badger Badger

Have you seen this one?

It's a flash animation that loops infinitely.

You need some dope to really enjoy it.

LINK - 2/13/2006 21:05 EST

Communists for Kerry

This must have started from the 2004 election between Bush and Kerry.

LINK - 2/13/2006 20:08 EST



They compare results on a google search from two keywords or two sets of keywords.

The winner is whichever keyword or sets of keywords gets the most results.

A good chuckle, but didn't last long. It gets tiring.

LINK - 2/13/2006 20:08 EST

Ahmed and Mohammed's Voting Cave

C'mon all you infidels!

LINK - 2/13/2006 20:02 EST

Whale Burger?

It just keeps getting odder.

Have you ever had beef?

Have you ever had pork?

How about chicken or fish?

Would you like to have whale? Yum!

LINK - 2/11/2006 19:39 EST

Whale meat sold as dog food

How odd, using whale meat to feed dogs. I feed them table scraps. They love it!

LINK - 2/11/2006 19:36 EST

She's a Japanese Android made of steel, silicon, and silicone

She looks real and her movements look real.


Sydney Morning Harold: LINK

Osaka University: LINK

LINK - 2/11/2006 16:52 EST

Curious george found dead, in a garbage bag at his trailer park

LINK - 2/9/2006 9:29 EST

Cartoon Valley

These guys took disney children's cartoons and turned them into adult cartoons!

LINK - 2/8/2006 19:00 EST

LINK - 2/5/2006 22:23 EST

NYCE Wheels

Kewl, they're still alive and in NYC.

These guys sell electric bikes, scooters, boards, and kits.

LINK - 2/5/2006 20:59 EST

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