Naughty rabbi (already married) gets horny with woman half his age
A prominent Park Avenue rabbi had a mistress nearly half his age sign a bizarre cohabitation contract - promising she'd get liposuction, become better educated and continue their already hot-and-heavy sexual relationship in exchange for half his house, the woman claims in a bombshell lawsuit.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown Jack on Jill produced a thrill
And Jill came tumbling after. When on the ground he got her,
Then went down and told the town
He tumbled Jill and gaffed her.
Jack to Jill thus did such ill
That Jill, to pay the rotter,
Told the town Jack's crown broke down Jack and Jill have split the bill
When he set out to shaft her. Since Jack led Jill to totter.
Half the town deals Jill a frown
And half greets Jack with laughter.